Let me just extend my hand with a hearty hello, and then quickly pull it back before I catch whatever the hell it is you have growing under your finger nails. As the subject clearly states, my name is Rod, and I am an asshole!
Now, I'm not the dick-ish asshole who gets my kicks on other people's misfortunes. No, while funny at times, other people's misfortunes does nothing to humor me when compared to my own. So we got that cleared up.
In short, I am that asshole who will tell you when your shoes are ugly, when your girlfriend makes a pass at me, or when you say something I know to be outright bullshit and I call you on it. Mostly, I am just brutally honest. I am damned sick of the suger-coated happy world that we all share. When a woman asks me at the drive through, how my day is going, I tell her ,"Better than yours because I'm not dealing fries for a living. And hell yes I want ketchup."
This is the honesty it takes these days, and the honesty you all deserve. So let the questions come. Email me at Rodgraphx@yahoo.com with your questions and I will gladly give you a dose of the most honest honesty your ass can handle. And I hope you cry, because only then will you accept the truth!
All identities will be kept secret to protect the pathetic.
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