My First EMAIL!!!

Posting this on various message boards I frequent has already farmed me a question! Yee Haw!


Dear Rod,

Knowing you for some time now, I am used to your sense of melodrama and need for attention and am happy you have found this outlet to vent your angst! My question is this. I am a happily married man, with a baby on the way. A girl that I work with is constantly flirting and I know that WITHOUT TRYING I could hit that. What should I do?

Signed,
WTF Do I Do?


Dear WTF,

Many people know my history of cheating and everything it cost me, so my initial thoughts would be to NOT BE A FUCKING MORON! If you have a good girl and a kid on the way, why jinx that for a quick piece of anus? Really?! Think about it like this, what if your squirting around town causes God to curse your kid with an extra or lesser limb. What if you catch an outbreak of the funky-spunk and pass it on to your wife?? I think you already knew the answer to this question before you even said the words "I do." Come on, man up and bow down before your wife...she's stuck it out long enough to concive your spawn, at least show her the respect of keeping your dick in your pants.

I have Spoken,

Rod